politician mug
Someone who has never spent 1 minute in the real world and only knows what's best for him and his friends, but never for regular working-class people. Can turn a once honest person with character and integrity into one who has perfected dishonesty and corruption. They fake compassion and persuade you how much they “care” for you to gain your trust, in order to get votes and keep power. Once in office, they feed off your ignorance and fear. They then believe the laws they pass do not apply to them. Their conscience eventually becomes seared by money from lobbyists and corporations. They begin to arrogantly believe your hard-earned tax dollars belong to them, so they can wastefully spend it. The more they waste and mismanage your money, the more your taxes increase. They then convince you there is no money left to run the system (due to their mismanagement) and raise your taxes again as a result of their incompetence. In the middle of the night, they pat themselves on the back for their incompetence and vote themselves a payraise (when doing nothing to earn one). Their payraises result in more taxes. A politician then becomes a blood-thirsty vampire for your money, giving them even more power. A politician then makes more laws to completely control your life by invading your privacy, invading your home, invading your bedroom, invading your computer, invading the church, invading your car and telling you what you can't do with your own body. A politician then wants total control of your life and wants you to be completely dependant on them by promising you unrealistic and expensive handouts. A politician does not believe in solving problems, because they ARE the problem and if the problem was solved, there would be no issue. Therefore they only put a bandaid on a broken system or “mortal wound” they have caused by either shoving the problem under the rug for later or throwing more wasted money at it. The worse the problems get, the lazier and arrogant they become. An incompetent politician is usually a “one-worlder” who no longer believes in American autonomy and wants the United States to be under the control of even more incompetent and politically-correct organizations like the U.N., NATO, or NAFTA. Politicians are such predators that they even throw your money away to corrupt 3rd world countries, who hate us and always will. A politician’s lingo: A tax increase = “I’ve mismanaged and wasted your money and need more to waste.”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
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