Po-dunk Mug
A backwards, backwoods, inbred, slow talking-slow thinking individual, usually white trash of some sort. Bestiality is a sport and white lightening is a privilege. A po-dunk packs their toothless mouth with wads of chewing tobacco, masticating it with their cancer ridden gums. This person can usually be observed at race car tracks, livestock auctions and moon pie factory's. They claim to be a religious preacher, all the while drinking hard liquor, gambling in secret locations and consorting with known prostitutes (more than likely another po dunk family member under the age of 16). They believe that Dale Earnhardt was a hero/messiah, Hee-Haw is still the number one show on TV and sweet tea is the nectar of the gods ( be advised that to make their type of sweet tea, you seriously add more sugar than tea, which accounts for the high amount of toothless-ness). Their culture is as rewarding as their language. The higher in the mountains that you go, the more guttural vernacular you will experience. At some points I have noticed that these po dunks can communicate by a combination of burps, farts, grunts and squeaks.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!