Pillhead Mug
A rare sub-human species that abuses pharmaceutical medication to get high. They are a rare sight, although habitat preservation has brought their numbers back up in recent years. They are indigenous to the South, although with their rising numbers they have been identified in new habitats, such as the cities and jail. These "domestic pillheads" have been acclimated to new surroundings, and are not representative of the original pillhead. For the original sub-species, six major characteristics can be used to identify the indiginous wild pillhead. 1)Blue boogers hanging out of nose - after snorting up their Oxy 80, they are left with residue hanging out of their nose. These blue boogers are also known as "smurf boogers" in certain areas and are generally more common around the first of the month. 2) No Shirt - The pill head will NEVER wear a shirt, not even in the dead of winter. It has not yet been observed whether this is because they don't own any shirts, pawned their shirts for pills, or are just too fucked up to care about covering their hair & crappy-self-applied-tattooed covered body. 3) Really Bad Teeth - A pillheads teeth genetically grow in scraggly & crooked, and a vast majority of them will fall out before the age of 30. These are not you're typical bad teeth, but rather teeth so bad that a pillhead could go to a swinging sex party in 1969 London and all of the crazy Austin Power Lookalikes would go "Wow, you have REALLY bad teeth." 4)Keep same sleeping habits as a vampire - A pillhead will generally rise at the tender hour of five or six o'clock PM, mainly because they were up all night walking around like zombies trying to score their next pill. They tend to go to sleep 5) Zombie Walk - After the hour of 2:00 am the pillhead will walk in much the same way as a zombie. They will stumble around with their eyes practically closed looking half dead and make random groaning and grunting noises as they try so hard to function. Unfortunately their only function in life is to get another pill, so they're generally not particularly effective at attaining their lofty life goals after the hours of 2:00 am. Which brings me to my final sign of a pillhead... 6) No Job - Besides painting 2/3 of a house, cutting the occasional lawn and trading food stamps for pills, the pillhead has no "official job". Their annual income is continually zero and they continue to spawn children to help gain more social welfare program benefits. (More kids = more money) It is hypothesized that the reason why the pillhead has no job is directly related to the pillhead not ever wearing a shirt. Short of being an adult male dancer in San Fransisco, the pillhead has very little potential for real work and will generally do half of the job, get half of the money, and go snort up some pills for a week or so.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!