Percs and Xans
Percocet (Codeine Pills) and Xanax (Alprezolam Pills), while very euphoric and fun in nature to use, these 2 pills will fuck you up so bad to the point where instead of buying your Shorty a new dress, or your Ma a birthday gift; you will spend all your money on fake 5 dollar pills that will make you shit out your stomach and puke out your lungs once the Euphoria is gone. Although Percs are believed to be not as bad as Xans which is true up to a point, if you mix these 2 pills you will land yourself in the Coma section of the Emergency St. David Hospital, so do not mix these 2 pills unless you are tired in life, as a good friend of mine said "Morphine dulls the pain of dying, Codeine and Xanax dulls the pain of living". If you really wanna get fucked up and make sure nobody can save you drink a whole bunch of Redbull and Beer on top of the already consumed pills which will fuck your body up to the point where your major organs will start to fail starting with your liver and kidneys. If you came to this point you have about an hour to get to the hospital or write your Shorty a final goodbye note and kiss her on her forehead while she sleeps and just wait for the inevitable. So what you take away from this is that don't mix pills you fucking idiot.
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