Penis Enlarger
Supplies needed: 1. pyridoxine (often found in Peanut butter) 2. lemon juice 3. Q-tips (optional) 4. Vaccuum hose 5. 8 oz of salt water 6. Shaving Cream (Gel) Directions: First, mix pyridoxine (peanut butter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. Second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your penis in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. Once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert penis into the vaccuum hose. (If needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) Allow penis to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the penis.) Once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly massage penis until fully erected. Repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days) Warnings: 1.If ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control. 2. Do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction. 3. If drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up anus and continue suction process.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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