Parry

Parry The 30 characteristics and guide lines that define a parry 1) Name originated from a fat ass Canadian from Canada 2) #’s 1-99 are eligible for the title “parry” 3) Joel, BJ, and Alex (Fairy gold line) are the only people who can appoint the title 4) The title parry is given to the biggest douche bag on the opposite team. 5) Rows of razor sharp teeth (Full grown parry’s can have up to 4 rows) 6) Toxins released when tormented 7) Your dick will fall off 8) If evoked purple dragon will fly out 9) If looked at for more than 13 seconds you will vanish into a dark abyss 10) Contains acids strong enough to melt steel 11) Discovered by Albert Einstein in 1907 12) Hair every where (you will have trouble finding it) 13) Huge lips (3 or more) protruding out from the vigina 14) The smell will cause bleeding of the nose 15) Contains 4 little trolls and 1 mountain troll that protect the parry from penetration 16) Only 3 people have spotted a parry and lived to talk about it 17) Parry’s don’t have orgasms they eat your dick 18) Discharges at least 3quarts of unknown liquids a day (excluding the green discharge) 19) Parry’s of dead people are recycled into toothpaste and deodorant 20) Hair on a parry grows 3.75 inches weekly 21) If unknown lumps on the surface of the parry are popped the liquid will burn off skin 22) It can sense men within 10feet 23) Unknown green discharge expelled at random (could cause head pain or “The Shits”) 24) 1 child is said to survive the birth through a parry: John V. 25) A parry can hold a chaw in the lips and get a buzz from it 26) A human head was found lodged inside a parry dating back to 400 B.C. 27) Can only infect females (expect Xander) 28) The worst vigina ever 29) To contain the infection carriers of the Parry must wear a fairy gold diaper 30) Only 2 know cures - Blue Puke of Nick S. - Hair of a redheaded child Nick B. Fact about “Parrys” when a Parry loses a tooth, it is said that a parry fairy (Trent) will fly down and sprinkle fairy dust so a new tooth can grow and also taking the old tooth. However this has not been confirmed, though there is substantial evidence proving that a parry fairy (Trent) dose exist.