Parry Hoodie
Parry The 30 characteristics and guide lines that define a parry 1) Name originated from a fat ass Canadian from Canada 2) #’s 1-99 are eligible for the title “parry” 3) Joel, BJ, and Alex (Fairy gold line) are the only people who can appoint the title 4) The title parry is given to the biggest douche bag on the opposite team. 5) Rows of razor sharp teeth (Full grown parry’s can have up to 4 rows) 6) Toxins released when tormented 7) Your dick will fall off 8) If evoked purple dragon will fly out 9) If looked at for more than 13 seconds you will vanish into a dark abyss 10) Contains acids strong enough to melt steel 11) Discovered by Albert Einstein in 1907 12) Hair every where (you will have trouble finding it) 13) Huge lips (3 or more) protruding out from the vigina 14) The smell will cause bleeding of the nose 15) Contains 4 little trolls and 1 mountain troll that protect the parry from penetration 16) Only 3 people have spotted a parry and lived to talk about it 17) Parry’s don’t have orgasms they eat your dick 18) Discharges at least 3quarts of unknown liquids a day (excluding the green discharge) 19) Parry’s of dead people are recycled into toothpaste and deodorant 20) Hair on a parry grows 3.75 inches weekly 21) If unknown lumps on the surface of the parry are popped the liquid will burn off skin 22) It can sense men within 10feet 23) Unknown green discharge expelled at random (could cause head pain or “The Shits”) 24) 1 child is said to survive the birth through a parry: John V. 25) A parry can hold a chaw in the lips and get a buzz from it 26) A human head was found lodged inside a parry dating back to 400 B.C. 27) Can only infect females (expect Xander) 28) The worst vigina ever 29) To contain the infection carriers of the Parry must wear a fairy gold diaper 30) Only 2 know cures - Blue Puke of Nick S. - Hair of a redheaded child Nick B. Fact about “Parrys” when a Parry loses a tooth, it is said that a parry fairy (Trent) will fly down and sprinkle fairy dust so a new tooth can grow and also taking the old tooth. However this has not been confirmed, though there is substantial evidence proving that a parry fairy (Trent) dose exist.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased