Parker
Parker is a guy who comes across as being charismatic, kind, respectful & honest. Over time you discover the man behind the mask. He will impress you, put you first, give you with compliments and praise – but always has a motive. He has to be needed and have others depend on him. He'll do everything in his power to ensure that you rely on him. Even if it comes to ostracizing you from your family & friends. He'll convince you that everyone else is out to get you and that he's the only one you can trust. He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse. He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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