newtown Mug
Where do you even begin to explain this smalltown up north in the state of Connecticut? Newtown's residents include many wealthy families, and yet many unwealthy to average families. The town has a gist of each four seasons, feeling the hot, cold, windy, stormy, rainy, snowy, or average weather. Although Sandy Hook is classified as a separate town, it is commonly included in Newtown, seeing as people from both towns attend Newtown Middle School and Newtown High School. The teenagers in Newtown range on and off from the popular cliche cliques. Most of what happens in this town seems like it is some television show due to the amount of people that: -smoke pot daily to on the weekends -come out as bisexual, gay, lesbian, or not sure -post or show pictures of nudity -lie to their parents and/or siblings -have sex or sexual encounters with a couple to many partners before graduating high school -take birth control or use condoms -end up being pregnant -have an abortion, keep their baby, suffer miscarraige, or give their baby up for adoption -get an std -perform self-mutilation (cutting, burning, bruising, etc) -end up with mental disorder (depression, anxiety, etc) -develop eating disorders (anorexia, bulimia, overeating, etc) -drink many times per week, most of the time just to get drunk -end up in the hospital (for physical and/or mental reasons) -become severely injured -need prescription medication -cheat on their significant other -cheat on tests, homework, and whatnot -steal or shoplift -dye their hair (highlights, combination of colors, brown, blonde, black, red, green, blue, purple, pink, etc) -end up in therapy or having to go to a special school -become friends with many people from other towns (brookfield, hartford, shelton, danbury, redding, trumbull, etc) -spend most to all of their free time on myspace, facebook, and/or aim -walk throughout the town or hitch rides -experience their parents divorce, become ill, or pass on -become suicidal -skip classes -run away -get low self esteem -get piercings and gages (with or without parental consent; ears, belly button, eyebrows, nose, lip, tongue, facial, etc) -get tattoos underage -experiment smoking various things -experiment with many types of drugs -sell drugs -threaten someone (accidently, jokingly, purposely, etc) -obtain weapon (pocket knife, gun, etc) -use weapon -have older-aged people buy them cigarettes -smoke cigarettes underage and become addicted by or before legal age -become attention seeking and attempt to do something listed above -have a similar or different problem than what is listed above -not be one of the people with such common problems like listed above Although it may seem that half to three fourths of a teenager's grade does many of those things, there are some good to well-rounded students that have thought about many of those various issues, known someone or many people with one or more of those various issues, made a decision not to do or be associated with any of those things, and try to do well in school. Many middle schoolers tend to walk after school to local places like: -big y (including the parking lot) -dunkin donuts -starbucks -cvs -andrea's bakery -dynasty chinese food -library -the ice cream shop -general store Many hang outs for a wide range of teenagers include: -the center (big y and the stores surrounding it) -friend's houses -woods and streets -teen center (inside, outside) -football games -edmond town hall (inside, behind, in front) -cars -loews/amc theaters -local stores -danbury mall It could be that in this town you will: -meet the best friends of your life -lose the best friends of your life -fall in and/or out of peer pressure -find someone that you love -lose someone that you love -witness some not great moments -witness some very great moments -laugh and cry -learn something (whether it's from school or not) -find out what you are passionate about -feel let down or like you have messed up -regain what you have lost -reach self-discovery
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.