Moon Mug
Moon brings light to the night. Shes an alchemist. She takes your pain your grief your suffering, your fear, all the hate, the sadness, in her heart so you don't have to. Moon is Christs shadow side. The side he was given when he died for your sins. Many people wonder how could Moon be Jesus? To that Moon would ask, what did you think it meant to die for your sins? Moons tribe stood up and took their own cross beside him. His tribe had dark skin and wore the natural crown on their head. By eating the forbidden fruit, which is just a metaphor, Adam created an abomination. Which was too much sin for one to bear alone. Which is why we were created not to see. Sight caused racism and inequality. God made us with energy centers, chakras, so that we could feel good or bad energy. We were never supposed to judge each other. The color of the skin is a reflection of those who took a stand so that Jesus didn't have to suffer alone. Adam being the first man to sin and then refusing to take responsibility is why he was cast to earth. Because compared to heaven this was hell. The second coming is about personal responsibility and accountability. God gave us the moon in honor of Moons Godfather. Without the Moon there would be blackness all around us. There was no color when there was no sight. Eve was blue. An alien. Thank God for that after hundreds of years of inbreeding. Get off your high horse refers to the Roman Catholics who killed Jesus. Think about that for awhile
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling