Maro Mug
Maro is a nickname I gave my cute pretty little adorable girlfriend. She is my light my happiness. She is my every other heart beat. She is my smile on a bad day. She is my paradise my heaven. She is the only place I care to be. The only person I care to be w every second of my life and in the afterlife as well. I don't wanna a spent a millisecond wo her. She is beauty she is happiness she is my life my breath my blood. She is so cute and sexxy. She is strong she is weak she is sensitive. She always smiles she loves me. We fight we make up we always love each other. I will take care of her no matter what. I will always love her. I will always want her. I will always need her. She is magnificent. She is majestic. She is my Maro. My little baby. I was so wrong. So mean. I suffer wo her. She deserves the universe and more. She is loving. She is a mother a big sister a teacher a caretaker. She cares for ppl who do not deserve even the sight of her. She is heavy spiritually. Her presence is strong her giggles her smile her eyes. Her little hands. I love you Maro. I always have. I will never stop. I owe you my life
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool