Leonora Mug
She is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She’s a flat chested, short Asian girl that is usually younger than you. Long dark hair that she always puts up in these cute hair styles. Long-ass acrylic nails that are fucking HUGE for her tiny baby hands, but they still cute. Couple rings on her fingers and a srunchie on her wrist. CAN NOT FORGET the glasses!!!! She looks like a panda without the black around the eyes without her glasses! Always slathering on Carmex every 5 seconds. She’s like every basic bitxh with her Uggs, white Hydroflask, and her liquid glitter case for her iPhone 6s+! If you do her wrong, she will go off on you! She is this buring ball of fucking sunshine and you will rarely see her cry. But when you do, you will do everything you can to try and make her feel better! She is the person you FaceTime when you are balling your eyes out and if she does the same to you, that means she trusts you... A CRAP TON!!!! She is bomb at taking selfies, I mean I’m next to one right now and all she’s doing is taking cute photos! Very short. She will take none of your BS if you are overreacting but she’ll still help you with it. She is like your own version of Kat Valentine from the show Victorious. Super short. She swears a lot but never says any real cus words. And if I didn’t make it clear enough, SHE IS FUCKING TINY AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS ARE SO MUCH TALLER THAN HER! And when someone in her group of friends finds someone shorter, THE WORLD MUST FUCKING KNOW!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll