Lental Mug
A "lental" Western Australia Basically it is the word used to describe tryhard scenesters/scene kid wannabes. What's funny is most "scene kids" are lentals. Lentals come in all shapes and sizes. You'll find many on the Internet. FACTS: -They will wear *nerdy glasses* either thick rimmed glasses that they DON'T need, or stupid black, tacky frames. (they make glasses look lame) -They will at some stage get a side fringe + layered hair, tease it badly and put a clip in the fringe. -Use coloured HAIRSPRAY 13 year old ones who can't afford/aren't allowed hair dye will do this. -They are EXTREMLY unoriginal. -After the stages of going around saying how SCENE they are, they will deny that they want to be a scene kid *they think they are by now* and will say how much they hate lentals *they still are a lental* -They will update their myspace status every 10 minutes saying something along the lines of; PC4PC ON DEFAULLTTT BITCHES! -They will call themselves something like: "Rubehh.RAWR" or "Sarah.GORE" -They look up or once did: "how to be scene" -Will get EXTREMLY upset if you hurt their ego: this ends in deleting/blocking on mypsace, MSN, facebook etc. -They think they're alternative. They are the most common pieces of shit you will get. -Will get annoyed if you comment mutual friend statuses before they do. -Say how they like pokemon and play pokemon cards and games designed for 9 year old boys (they wish they did)
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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