Kristi Mug
noun. 1. The best freaking girl you will ever meet Bubbly, Secure, Blonde at times. Will beat you to a pulp with her words over yours. She dominates the scene & will have a handle over everything. Need someone to kick someone's butt ask Kristi. Need someone to help bury a body don't ask Kristi. But do ask her what you should do next. Because likely she is going to call you a dumbass and say "What the hell is wrong with you!"and prolly smack you over the head. As your head ping pongs off the wall somehow you got that sense of right and wrong knocked back into you. Realizing your a total dumb shit and you made a mistake. Kristi will be there to fight. Never doubt her, don't piss her off, & don't lie. Kristi is lethal to attack and pounce on your ass! She will be the one to pick you up and push you down. When your feeling sad don't go to Kristi asking for remorse. Kristi will make you wanna get back up, realize that your dumb, & depressed for no reason. We all need someone like that in life. Kristi will tell you how it is. She holds no words back. She might seem scary, a bitch at times, & bossy,. But don't let that wall she has built intimidate you. She means well. If you need straightened out go to Kristi & bend over. Hold on tight because that kick in your ass is gonna hurt.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!