Kristi Tee
noun. 1. The best freaking girl you will ever meet Bubbly, Secure, Blonde at times. Will beat you to a pulp with her words over yours. She dominates the scene & will have a handle over everything. Need someone to kick someone's butt ask Kristi. Need someone to help bury a body don't ask Kristi. But do ask her what you should do next. Because likely she is going to call you a dumbass and say "What the hell is wrong with you!"and prolly smack you over the head. As your head ping pongs off the wall somehow you got that sense of right and wrong knocked back into you. Realizing your a total dumb shit and you made a mistake. Kristi will be there to fight. Never doubt her, don't piss her off, & don't lie. Kristi is lethal to attack and pounce on your ass! She will be the one to pick you up and push you down. When your feeling sad don't go to Kristi asking for remorse. Kristi will make you wanna get back up, realize that your dumb, & depressed for no reason. We all need someone like that in life. Kristi will tell you how it is. She holds no words back. She might seem scary, a bitch at times, & bossy,. But don't let that wall she has built intimidate you. She means well. If you need straightened out go to Kristi & bend over. Hold on tight because that kick in your ass is gonna hurt.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means