Justin Earley Mug
A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).
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Customer Reviews
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!