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This whole jelly bracelet crap is stupid and someone just came up this so called "sex or shag" game so that us teens who aren't really smart will end up having sex at an early age... well, to me this whole "sex" thing is stupid and whoever come up with it needs to be taught some big ass lesson... This goes to the parents: Please stop treating us like little five year olds with these stupid bracelets...let us learn what live is all about by letting us wear them to school each and every day... also, let us decide if wearing these bracelets are worth it or not because sooner or later we won't be living on our own in our own house and that means that you won't be there to tell us what to do so please let us learn the hard way what life is all about... This is for the schools: We aren’t trying to have sex at school, we aren’t trying to doing anything bad by wearing these jelly bracelets. We just are trying to look cuter, hotter, or trying to make a fashion statement by wearing them. So please don’t take our bill of rights away from us just because we feel it’s right to wear the bracelets or we like having them as a fashion statement… This goes to the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of the Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the Untied States of America… Remember the constitutions Preamble… well, us teens are just trying to live by it the best we can but when one stupid person starts making a stupid “sex” game out of these bracelets it turns our lives inside out and people start thinking we are having sex when we wear them… well, some of us teens that wear them know right from wrong and us teens that do know right from wrong are just wearing them as a fashion statement not a way to earn sex for free from a few friends… so don’t worry you won’t have to ban these jelly bracelets anymore from the schools or from the United States at all because us teens out there that wore wearing these bracelets that are girls have stopped wearing them because people think that we are having us when we wear them and that’s something we want hanging on us for live… This is what they mean to us kids these days at school: Black- Goth/punk Purple- virgin Red- single Blue- bad girl Yellow- kiss Orange- make out Green- hug Pink- no meaning White- flash Clear- no meaning

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Review by Stacy S.

I love it! Thanks! So

Stacy S.Dec 26
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

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Review by Nina G.

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.

Nina G.Dec 26
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I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.

Alex .Dec 26

I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.

Mae M.Dec 26
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It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.

Ab K.Dec 26

Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!

M. M.Dec 25
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Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!

Charles W.Dec 24
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okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny

glockieDec 24

Nice mug, great feel‼️

Tom b.Dec 23
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Perfect!

Dawn M.Dec 23
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Chuck B.Dec 22
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Review by Ethan

Perfect gift for my gf

EthanDec 22

Looks great! Came quick

Izzy A.Dec 22
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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Marc T.Dec 22
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Review by Nathan S.

Love it

Nathan S.Dec 22
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Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

Jerry K.Dec 22
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Review by Ana job w.

Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

Matthew K.Dec 21
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