jelly bracelets
This whole jelly bracelet crap is stupid and someone just came up this so called "sex or shag" game so that us teens who aren't really smart will end up having sex at an early age... well, to me this whole "sex" thing is stupid and whoever come up with it needs to be taught some big ass lesson... This goes to the parents: Please stop treating us like little five year olds with these stupid bracelets...let us learn what live is all about by letting us wear them to school each and every day... also, let us decide if wearing these bracelets are worth it or not because sooner or later we won't be living on our own in our own house and that means that you won't be there to tell us what to do so please let us learn the hard way what life is all about... This is for the schools: We aren’t trying to have sex at school, we aren’t trying to doing anything bad by wearing these jelly bracelets. We just are trying to look cuter, hotter, or trying to make a fashion statement by wearing them. So please don’t take our bill of rights away from us just because we feel it’s right to wear the bracelets or we like having them as a fashion statement… This goes to the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of the Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the Untied States of America… Remember the constitutions Preamble… well, us teens are just trying to live by it the best we can but when one stupid person starts making a stupid “sex” game out of these bracelets it turns our lives inside out and people start thinking we are having sex when we wear them… well, some of us teens that wear them know right from wrong and us teens that do know right from wrong are just wearing them as a fashion statement not a way to earn sex for free from a few friends… so don’t worry you won’t have to ban these jelly bracelets anymore from the schools or from the United States at all because us teens out there that wore wearing these bracelets that are girls have stopped wearing them because people think that we are having us when we wear them and that’s something we want hanging on us for live… This is what they mean to us kids these days at school: Black- Goth/punk Purple- virgin Red- single Blue- bad girl Yellow- kiss Orange- make out Green- hug Pink- no meaning White- flash Clear- no meaning
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