jelly bracelets
This whole jelly bracelet crap is stupid and someone just came up this so called "sex or shag" game so that us teens who aren't really smart will end up having sex at an early age... well, to me this whole "sex" thing is stupid and whoever come up with it needs to be taught some big ass lesson... This goes to the parents: Please stop treating us like little five year olds with these stupid bracelets...let us learn what live is all about by letting us wear them to school each and every day... also, let us decide if wearing these bracelets are worth it or not because sooner or later we won't be living on our own in our own house and that means that you won't be there to tell us what to do so please let us learn the hard way what life is all about... This is for the schools: We aren’t trying to have sex at school, we aren’t trying to doing anything bad by wearing these jelly bracelets. We just are trying to look cuter, hotter, or trying to make a fashion statement by wearing them. So please don’t take our bill of rights away from us just because we feel it’s right to wear the bracelets or we like having them as a fashion statement… This goes to the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of the Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the Untied States of America… Remember the constitutions Preamble… well, us teens are just trying to live by it the best we can but when one stupid person starts making a stupid “sex” game out of these bracelets it turns our lives inside out and people start thinking we are having sex when we wear them… well, some of us teens that wear them know right from wrong and us teens that do know right from wrong are just wearing them as a fashion statement not a way to earn sex for free from a few friends… so don’t worry you won’t have to ban these jelly bracelets anymore from the schools or from the United States at all because us teens out there that wore wearing these bracelets that are girls have stopped wearing them because people think that we are having us when we wear them and that’s something we want hanging on us for live… This is what they mean to us kids these days at school: Black- Goth/punk Purple- virgin Red- single Blue- bad girl Yellow- kiss Orange- make out Green- hug Pink- no meaning White- flash Clear- no meaning
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |