Iraq war Mug
An opportunity for companies like Blackwater and KBR to make a killing, in however way you want to interpret that. It actually isn't a war, since former President Bush declared "mission accomplished" on day 89/90 of his lease on the military. Now it has turned into a "rebuilding effort," or a more appropriate term could be damage control. Now here's the trick that the U.S had up its sleeve all along: they didn't want Iraq to be "democratic," or whatever that's suposed to mean. They wanted to take over Iraq for its potential in the sand business. Yes, I promise you, the sand business. You might say that's lunacy, but what else makes sense? You see, if the Americans take back the Holy Sands, which was prized by all in the Middle Ages, they can build the biggest fucking sandecastle in the world. This will be used to imprison all so-called "terrorists," but more importantly, it will be used to compensate for America's... eh... problem. Just like the average American civilian's stockload of compensating tools called "guns," the world's biggest fuckign sand castle ever will represent a giant penis. Just like Manifest Destiny, Sandifest Destiny will be a wet dream come true for Americans and mutated lizards (Dick Cheney) alike.
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Customer Reviews
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!