ibuprofen
Ibuprofen is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Basically, what that means is it stops inflammation and fevers. For the more knowing, it inhibits things called cyclooxegenases. Mainly, cyclooxygenase-2. Cyclooxygenases make things called prostaglandins; they promote pain and inflammation. With less cyclooxygenases, less prostaglandins. The difference is it actually fucking works, unlike other OTC painkillers like Tylenol (acetaminophen) or Aleve (naproxen). Seriously, 400-600 mg (two-three Advils, its brand name) will euthanize a headache. Not sure how it works for muscle/joint aches, but holy fuck, is it good for headaches. Fuck Tylenol, that shit harms your liver. Not sure how good Aleve works, but it probably sucks. It is worth noting that all NSAIDs except aspirin have issues with raising blood pressure and harming the heart with chronic use, as well as digestive tract problems. This includes ibuprofen. Also, you can make a topical medicine out of ibuprofen gel capsules. Use only one capsule at a time until you find out the right strength. Take one GEL CAPSULE of ibuprofen. Break it with a thumbtack, small-pointed knife, or pair of scissors. Pop the contents into one cup, then take some lotion. Mix it with one kitchen spoon of the lotion. Add 3-4 drops of orange oil to increase absorption through skin. Peace.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Love it

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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