Ian
An extremely masculine hotty. An Ian will joke around saying they are very humble and or modest, but everyone knows that everything else they say about themselves is somewhat true. As the embodiment of mental and physical perfection, they can beat up anyone with ease. Ian’s are kind hearted and out going. When you first meet one you may think they are weird, but if you are lucky enough to get to know them, you will find they are amazing. As the emporer of literally everything, you shouldn’t mess with them. They are purely amazing, and you shouldn’t let one go if you meet them. Overall they are pretty great and caring once you know them. If you are a friend of Ian, you are one of the luckiest creatures in the multiverse. They usually have above average cock sizes ranging from 7-69 inches long. An Ian is quite a force to be reckoned with, and everyone likes him. His actual friends are hand picked with the most care, and his best friend is the luckiest human to ever exist. His girlfriend is also one of the luckiest creatures to ever exist, because of how epic he is. He stays in human form rather than god form, so he doesn’t alarm anyone. He is funny, and if you get mad at him, you won’t stay like that for long. He is a perfect tan and very intelligent. Ian loves video games, and watches anime too. He is very straight, but has nothing wrong with bi or gay people. The most important thing you need to know about him is that he poors the milk in after the cereal.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
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