hoe check
A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak. Here is how it works: You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim. ***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check. Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use. When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times. ***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check. If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either A.) Deaf B.) Mentally retarded C.) Both A & B There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include: -Ignoring the person completely until they give up. -Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?" -If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response. These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =) That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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