goldeneye
goldeneye is perhaps on of the defining moments in game history although many say it was the inspiration for halo *IE the easy controls and fluid movement that only comes from what many call LEET SKILLZ* although many say it is the whole reason for joy sticks many idiots still believe that nintendo invented shoulder buttons and the joystick its self when in further study atari and the russian space program *responsible for creating a flight simulater that later became a gaming system for many underground fans of classic works which utalized a joystick system to simulate controls long before atari whom invented shoudler buttons though not widley known the second atari system had "shoulder" buttons* but compared to some of todays titles goldeneye is the best shooter ever with its many unlockables, challenging game play from the mediocore agent setting to the ungodly OO agent setting and fun multiplayer games which just beg for online play. all of the game itself was heralded as perhaps nintendos door way into ffps history and heralded a new day for james bond and his spy ways but soon began to crash and burn as all the follow up titles were a big disappoitment and left many wondering why change the system *trying to keep up with modern technology nintendo literally took the wrapper and made it new but in the process poisoned the product* any one that has played any of the newer titles knows what i mean but nintendo has redeemed themselves and sold the license. more evidence how goldeneye is i traded a ps2 for a n64 a lot of games and about 600 controllers *90% of wich were broken thanks to the aztec on 00 agent* The first James Bond movie that was rather good although from russia with love and octopussy where rather good it left many wondering what next for the super spy *why no new james bond movies as of late? many speculate it is the try and stop the supposed curse of bad jb games based on unique movies but there still being made with out movies HOW DARE YOU!>.<*
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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