Giraffe
A giraffe is a woman usually tall in stature who is used as a "trophy wife" or "mistress" that an older man will only marry and/or be in a relationship with to show off at functions. The Giraffe is on the unintelligent side when it comes to what is actually happening in the world, and although may be escorted to events like the opera or military functions, has no idea what is happening, and thus gives off this aloof giraffe like look as to ask, "What is happening, where am I, why am I here?"....Her male companion will then reward said giraffe with Botox injections, fake breasts, bum implants, lip fillers, bleached blonde hair, etc. "Treats". When you get a herd of giraffes, they tend to gallop to high end shops and use an enormous amount of money. Giraffes do not actually like the outdoors, contrary to the actual animal, but they do love being inside anywhere that is overly materialistic. Giraffes when engaging with other giraffes ( their herd) will usually converse about something meaningless, like how annoying their manicurist was because they got the colour slightly wrong, or how when they spent a day at the spa, the temperature of the massage oil wasn't to their liking. Much like a Stepford wife, a giraffe will seem to not have a mind of her own, but she will never cook, because she has no idea how, she will never bake, because baking to her is being out by the pool mindlessly tanning herself.
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