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The lowest form of a man hoe or player. Will prey on women, especially naive, young or needy ones. Is only thinking of his cock. He will do whatever it takes to keep you on his radar even when not dating. Always likes his exes to be on his 'friends list' & will often do them favours so that they still think he's a nice guy even though he actually fucked them over at the time, just likes he's about to do to you. Has narcisstic and/or sociopathic traits & is very egotistical/cocky. Knows he is a good fuck. He'll make love to you like he loves you. But, he doesn't love you. If you stand up to him, he'll turn the argument into your fault or say you are 'crazy'. Will always have an excuse as to why he isn't ready for a full relationship. He'll even say it's because you're not perfect yet. The only longterm relationships he's had is with girls who will share him. He will have ground his ex's down over time or has paid for their absolute everything so they needed him. Stay away from at all costs. You will often think he has a nice side Underneath the surface & he could change. But, it's part of the manipulation. He is a shallow man, he only cares for himself despite what he says. Guaranteed he's sleeping with others, including prostitutes for his 'extra'. If you ever catch him getting extra, he'll tell you it's your fault & you didn't give him enough, despite you putting out more than most women would. If you leave, do not stay friends and watch his reaction .

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother

Deni B. Apr 27

Super Funny Mug 😂

Emmanuel D. Apr 27

best mug ever spittin nothin but fax

Thomas J. Apr 27

i fucking hate your mugs and shirts

annette Apr 26
Review by joe M.

awesome product!

joe M. Apr 25

This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help

Quantavious B. Apr 24

The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.

normal g. Apr 24

It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy

Evan G. Apr 23

This mug made me horny.

Quandale D. Apr 23

looks perfect!!! we loved it

Thalia A. Apr 22
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I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen

Mark M. Apr 22
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better

Quandale D. Apr 21

it's the best mug of the world !!!!!

michel j. Apr 21

wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!

deez n. Apr 20

The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant

Mark O. Apr 20

Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)

Barbara H. Apr 20

Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.

Joanna W. Apr 19
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I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.

Customer Apr 19
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Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it

First* L. Apr 18

Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!

Michael H. Apr 18
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