Fuck-boy Tee
The lowest form of a man hoe or player. Will prey on women, especially naive, young or needy ones. Is only thinking of his cock. He will do whatever it takes to keep you on his radar even when not dating. Always likes his exes to be on his 'friends list' & will often do them favours so that they still think he's a nice guy even though he actually fucked them over at the time, just likes he's about to do to you. Has narcisstic and/or sociopathic traits & is very egotistical/cocky. Knows he is a good fuck. He'll make love to you like he loves you. But, he doesn't love you. If you stand up to him, he'll turn the argument into your fault or say you are 'crazy'. Will always have an excuse as to why he isn't ready for a full relationship. He'll even say it's because you're not perfect yet. The only longterm relationships he's had is with girls who will share him. He will have ground his ex's down over time or has paid for their absolute everything so they needed him. Stay away from at all costs. You will often think he has a nice side Underneath the surface & he could change. But, it's part of the manipulation. He is a shallow man, he only cares for himself despite what he says. Guaranteed he's sleeping with others, including prostitutes for his 'extra'. If you ever catch him getting extra, he'll tell you it's your fault & you didn't give him enough, despite you putting out more than most women would. If you leave, do not stay friends and watch his reaction .
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
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Fun and soft.
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
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Good Decent, comfortable by all means
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