Fazzolare Mug
A gregarious and magnetic man. Often hilarious, snarky and who's personality vacillates between humble and imperious. Seen by some as a stud muffin, which basically means he is a guy that gets the ladies easily and enjoys a muffin from time to time. A "Fazz" often enjoys salty meats, salty talk and salty women, in that order. He can be observed in his natural environment jamming out to or creating rockin' tunes, swilling down shots, checking out the ladies and engaging in witty banter which could result in mental exasperation for those who possess a lesser degree of mental fortitude and understanding of basic humor. A Fazzolare may enjoy and engage in such activities such as flooding Facebook with ridiculously funny parodies and photo shopped images of himself and others, taping small mirrors to the tops of his shoes (claiming they are merely adornments commonly known as "Bling") operating an Appliance store which is obviously a front for an underground sex slave dungeon and day dreaming of bikini clad hotties drizzled in Bolognese sauce and a light sprinkling of grated Parmigiano-Reggiano.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!