Fazzolare Tee
A gregarious and magnetic man. Often hilarious, snarky and who's personality vacillates between humble and imperious. Seen by some as a stud muffin, which basically means he is a guy that gets the ladies easily and enjoys a muffin from time to time. A "Fazz" often enjoys salty meats, salty talk and salty women, in that order. He can be observed in his natural environment jamming out to or creating rockin' tunes, swilling down shots, checking out the ladies and engaging in witty banter which could result in mental exasperation for those who possess a lesser degree of mental fortitude and understanding of basic humor. A Fazzolare may enjoy and engage in such activities such as flooding Facebook with ridiculously funny parodies and photo shopped images of himself and others, taping small mirrors to the tops of his shoes (claiming they are merely adornments commonly known as "Bling") operating an Appliance store which is obviously a front for an underground sex slave dungeon and day dreaming of bikini clad hotties drizzled in Bolognese sauce and a light sprinkling of grated Parmigiano-Reggiano.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating