fartoxide Mug
Fartoxide: (n) Colourless, odorful gas excreted from the anus during times of flatulence. Shortened form of Crappy Fartoxide, aka, Fartoxodis crappus Highly offensive, yet very healthy to the flatuating individual, fartoxide never ceases to gross ous girls, unless they are the ones who are producing it. In which case, if a girl is producing it, it is highly concentrated, and most often deadly; whereas, boys generally have nasty sounding ones, they have a lower death rate than farts excreted from a girl. Fartoxide has played a huge role in global warming, as some call it, but the more appropriate term would be climate change. When MSG was highly in almost all chinese food, more horrible farts were emitted and fartoxide present in the air ripped a big one in the ozone layer. Ever since the american govt. told the chinese to reduce the MSG, fartoxide has greatly reduced in lethalness; however, thanks to the mormons and the Duggars, fartoxide concentration is expected to rise, seeing as how mormons and the Duggars are full of hot air. Of course, it is not just the mormons and the Duggars who are full of hot air, some republicans, some democrats, emos, fat people, scientologists, and christians are bloated to the point of exploding at any given moment. The only way to stop climate change, or global warming, whatever passes your gas, is to eliminate all of the above catagories, which would be quite hard, considering the mass quantities of people on the earth. The more effective method to reduce fartoxide would be to somehow create a device, or perhaps a pill, that makes you eat a sixteenth of the required portion of calories, thus, closing the anus and reducing fartoxide from poisoning the earth. Scientists and the WHO are working on a solution to reduce this horrible tragedy which is corruping the earth, however, due to the swine flu, focus on resolving the problem has come to a standstill.
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Customer Reviews
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!