ex-slut Mug
1. An urban mythological creature that exists in fairy tales. 2. A woman who thinks it was OK to have lots of sex with different partners, then wonders why she cant find her perfect prince charming to settle down with when she is 'finished' with slutting herself around. An 'Ex-sluts' Relationship usually fail because when the current boyfriend finds out about previous sluttish behaviour, he disproves and is told he is jealous, if she wants to be friends with 500 ex's on Facebook he is jealous, yet if he speaks to his ex wifes mother once on Christmas then gets something thrown at his head. Boyfriend usually gets tired of seeing other guys whispering and fist bumping when they see his girlfriend- moves onto a cleaner specimen. Eventually ex sluts end up alone with 20 cats as company whilst offering themselves on-line as a 'BBW' who will fuck anything tonight. Common expressions that can identify an ex slut- 'I'm not like that anymore' 'Yes I cheated on him but I would not cheat on you' 'The way I love you is different to the way I loved him' 'If we split up it would take me ages to find another guy' 'I was only like that because I wanted to be liked' 'I was drunk/high at the time' Ex sluts between relationships can usually be found in the bar or on an internet dating site, immediately hooking up with the first thing that offers a penis, fuelling the theory that in fact, there is actually NO SUCH THING as an ex-slut. Usually found hanging round with her BSF.
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
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