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Evolution Mug

A scientific Theory (a Theory in science being the closest to certianty possible, wihile remaining scientific) That does NOT in ANY way: speculate on the origin of life on earth or otherwise (see biogenisis) speculate on the origin of the universe speculate on anyting but the prosess of genetic change in a population state that any instantant transformations from one spicies to another has ever occured state that humans cam from monkeys (it does however state that we share a common ansestor see Ape) detail how a geneome could change in a single generation (evolution happens over multiple generations) state that humans are in any way above or below any other form of life state that as spicies evolve, they become bigger, 'better' or stronger, only more adapted. state that there is no God state that I hate most of the other, misinformed definitions (although this is true) affiliate its self with the opening of penut butter jars or puddels being struck by lightning. affiliate it'self with nonbiological or non-self replicating matter such as boeing 747s and scrap allow its self to be defined by the majority of the definitions on the first few pages hate you (but I might) comment any anyting remotly metaphysical like the soul

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A.Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F.Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w.Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B.Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F.Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C.Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L.Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G.Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W.Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M.Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O.Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b.Jun 3
Review by Wilfred W.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W.Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W.Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I.May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L"May 31

Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N.May 30

its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!

joeMay 29

EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.

Mark M.May 29
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love it

N I.May 28

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