Ethan Mug
The most amazing guy in the world. He’ll come into your life for summer unexpectedly, and uproot all the things you though you knew. He’ll become your sun. Ethan will sweep you off your feet into a season of complete bliss and exhilaration, but he’ll leave your life as quickly and unbelievably as he came into it leaving you in shock, gasping for air and wondering how you’ll ever live without him. Every second you spend with him you won’t be able to stop smiling, all your problems will fade away as you become more entrapped in this man. He’ll teach you things about yourself that you never knew, feel things that you never thought you were capable of feeling. He’ll give you the best nights you’ve ever had, the best memories and experiences a person could ask for. Memories you’ll never forget, experiences and feelings that you’ll go around forever searching to replicate with someone else. Yet itll never be same, the love you shared will never be matched. And you shouldn’t try. Everything about him is beautiful. Hes the kindest most sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. Ethan will never purposely hurt you, he has the best intentions for everything he does. It’s you that will force him to pull away. His motivation to learn will astound you. Ethan is your person and youll wait for him forever. Even if it’s only for a second back of the time you shared, of the way it used to be. You’ll live with a gaping hole in your heart your soul, but you would never regret meeting him, only losing him
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image