Errol
Love your wife as Christ loves the Church A man can't use the excuse of(You gonna leave me anyway)as reason for his ADULTERY. You PRIDE stopped you from doing right by you Wife & thanks to you own STUPIDITY you caught up in a mess with other women.Just wonder how you would feel if you Wife had a next man/men?My Empress Sweet Kind & LOYAL as hell & I-Man love her ways including her cooking baking everyting in between.Marriage is SACRED to both of us.She nah put up with you fuckery Errol,so how bout you get divorced be free to CHEAT all you like since you don't respect youself anyway explain to you family what you been doing then we can marry & be happy? You wouldn't give you wife a threesome or open marriage,but you put her in one with next gyal mi can't believe a Married man a push closer to 70 soon really wants to have affair an embarrass himself like dat. All men want a Good Woman until it require him to be a Good Man him start run him mouth cause problem.You don't take care of my Empress properly she should be coming home to mi every day I-Man love her endlessly my arms long to hold & feel her babysoft skin💕I won't lose her again b/c of anyone & mi will never let her go♥️♥️
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
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