ENFP magic
Imagine you are in some pointless social event that you did not even wanted to go, but were forced. You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take. Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"? Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT. It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening. But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do? OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU! ... She offers you hear hand. You accept. You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget. You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue. Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed. You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck. That woman was a ENFP. That is ENFP magic for you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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