el bajio

A region of central Mexico characterized by being the lowlands adjacent to the highlands of neighboring Jalisco. El Bajio is comprised of parts Aguascalientes, southern Jalisco, Querétaro, and most notably Guanajuato. El Bajio is often considered the region with the best quality of life in Mexico and the safest. With its bustling economy, rich cultural centers, and historical significance El Bajio is considered by many to be a picturesque vacation spot, and people from there love to return their annually to visit their families and partake in the fiestas. Despite all this, people from El Bajio residing in the U.S. have managed to earn the reputation of being backwoods hillbilly type "paisas" who marry their cousins and have sex with farm animals. People from El Bajio are typically of the native indigenous composition characterized by being short in stature with little to no body hair or facial hair, large aquiline noses, and curly hair. They are very proud to be from El Bajio and typically found youth and adult soccer teams in leagues such as the AYSO and name them "El Bajio" or "Bajio Juniors". People from El Bajio will often celebrate or exclaim for joy or excellence by shouting "PURO BAJIO!" When somebody from their home town does something awesome.