Desert Empire Mug
A term used for the Coachella Valley by locals (including myself) to separate it from the Inland Empire region in Southern California (don't worry, the valley is really NOT in the IE). It stretches from the small town of Whitewater (next to Palm Springs all the way to the northern and western shores of the horribly polluted Salton Sea. Known also as the "Deadly Empire" or "Death Empire," the valley is infamous for its unbearably hot (115-125°F) and dusty air/pollution, poor water quality (mainly in rural areas), broken economy, high crime rate (most prevalent in Desert Hot Springs, Palm Springs, Coachella, and Indio), high illegal drug use thanks to the local Mexican cartels, and numerous street gangs (such as Penn West in Indio and some Desert Hot Spring Gangs) that are spread EVERYWHERE in this entire 50-to-55-mile-long SoCal desert valley (yes, even in small towns and unincorporated areas)! If you don't mind having to deal with any of the above just mentioned, then this "resort valley" may be for you, and you're a freak of nature. Oh, and make sure to be aware of the local culture shock of the so-called "resort cities," because you will NOT find any joy or luxury here, what-so-EVER!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!