Der Kommissar Mug
Zwei, drei, vier, one, two, three, it's easy to see But it's not that I don't care, so 'Cause I hear it all the time, but they never let you know On the TV and the radio (cha!) She was young, her heart was pure, but every night is bright she got She said, "sugar is sweet", she come a-rappin' to the beat Then I knew that she was hot She was singin' Don't turn around, oh oh oh (Ja, ja) Der Kommissar's in town, whoa oh oh You're in his eye and you'll know why The more you live, the faster you will die Alles klar, Herr Kommissar? She said, "Babe, you know I miss Jill and Joe And all my funky friends" But my street understanding was just enough to know what she really meant And I got to thinking while she was talking That I know she told the story Of those special places that she goes When she rides with the others in the subway singin' Don't turn around, oh oh oh (Ja ja) Der Kommissar's in town, whoa oh oh And if he talks to you and you don't know why You say your life is gonna make you die Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.