Darien
EEK! There’s a mouse in the house. Send in the cat to chase the rat! Uh-oh! The cat knocked over a lamp. Send in the dog to catch that scamp! Dear me! The dog has broken a dish. And now the cat is after the fish. Send in the hog to shoo that dog! Oh my! The hog is eating the cake. Sending the hog was a big mistake. Send in the cow. Send in that cow NOW! Oh no! The cow is dancing with a mop. Send in the sheep to make her stop! Goodness! The sheep is tangled in yarn. Send in the hen from the barn! Mercy! The hen is laying eggs on the table. Send in the horse from the stable! Heavens! The horse kicked a hole in the wall. Send in the elephant to get rid of them ALL! But the elephant was BIG, but he squeezed through the door. Once he was in, there was room for no more. Out of the house marched the cat and the cow. Out came the horse and the hen and the hog. Out walked the sheep. Out ran the dog. But then from within, there came a shout: EEK! There’s a mouse in the house!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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