Crystal River Florida
Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
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The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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