comic book guy

(noun) Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include: - arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever. - informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95." - insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up. - fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n. - skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail. - always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network. - doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)