CoinSlave
Also referred to as a “Targeted Individual”. People who have been sold to Multinational banks by the American Intelligence community for experimentation as live cadavers. Banks like Bank of Montreal own Royal Mental Health of Ottawa (which has a vested interest in the diagnosis of pedophilia ),Bank of the west Prinibas ( multinational bank that accepts crypto ) ,Hydro Quebec which produces the electricity needed for experimentation and Consolidated Communications ( which provides the cell towers and also builds the NSA telecom. Centers on military installations. The NSA of course invented bitcoin along with Professor at Cambridge and UC Berkley Robin Hanson who pioneers future predictive markets and advocates for brain mapping technologies. Any CoinSlave knows they are constantly being made aware of their brain’s capabilities and probably suspects it is being mapped. They are also constantly teased by voices predicting their movements very accurately. In a nutshell, a Canadian bank owns me because the NSA sold them my personal information and monitors me to ensure my value is kept stable while medical practitioners perform various procedures on me without my consent in order to advance cyborg technology and bring about Judgement Day. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be heading to Crystal Peak in the Mojave Desert.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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