Clayton Mug
Firefighter, funniest guy you'll ever meet, wears boots everyday, awesome, senior,and someone you fell in love with in a hopeless place. Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Someone you'll fall in love with the first time you see him. you cant go a day without thinking about him. you'd do anything to make him happy. Seeing him happy will make you the happiest person on earth. he means the world to you and the last thing you'd ever do is hurt him. You'd be there for him through anything. when you're with him it feels like all the worries, pain, and the world disappears. he cares about you more than you will ever know, he'll always have that special place in your heart and you'll always be in is. you dream everyday about what your future could be like with him. Hes the type of guy who wouldn't want to change a thing about his girl just her last name. spending your life with Clayton would be a blessing... he'd care for you and your kids doing whatever it takes. everyday you'd wake up with with him by your side knowing you're the luckiest girl. you'd have a son named Clayton who would run around in his daddy's boots knowing that he has a great father to look up too. . cause you know i love you, I've loved you all along, i miss you, far away for far too long. i keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never know. Stop breathing if i don't see you anymore. all i want to hear you say is " I love you...I loved you all along" i'd do anything for you, for us, whatever it took. I love you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!