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A type of music that surpasses all others because it doesn't involve computer generated beats and even more shockingly, no lyrics about bustin' a whitey's ass with lead! Rap has no true emotion behind it. True composers like Gustav Mahler and Dmitri Shostakovich were intelligent and put real emotion into their music. Rap doesn't have any feeling so it makes you think of nothing while you are listening to it. Classical does contain lyrics in the case of Opera and Church music and if you don’t understand the language, that’s YOUR fault! The majority of listeners are intelligent people who refuse to listen to Rap because of how bad it sounds. Classical music is still being composed today and has never been better. Some modern composers are Leondard Bernstein and John Rutter. Everybody knows that Rappers got famous because the majority of moron Americans would rather listen to “Come and lick my lollipop, you ho!” rather than listen to true beautiful emotion classical music. Anyone can rap: 1: Think of some horrible lyrics about violence, drugs, rape, and misogyny 2: Repeat step 1 six times 3: Invite 5 of ya gang around 4: Give them a microphone and and a synthesizer 5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes 6: Record the result 7: Get some dumbass MTV person to broadcast your shit. Most movies these days only use classical music a.k.a. real music rather than that fucking rap shit like 8 Mile, the worst movie ever made. The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because: 1: If they played rap, people would die 2: The movie industry is too civilized for Rap. 3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too many hoes to fuck and ain’t got no time to to movie music. Classical will remain popular whereas in about 10 years rap will go out of style. People have been fans of classical music for centuries! Classical is not boring. There’s more to classical than slow violin and piano pieces. Have you ever heard Shostakovich? Have you ever heard Mahler? I suggest buying “Shostakovich Symphony No. 4” and tell me what you think!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!

Toni B.Feb 5
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Review by Gloria Rose F.

I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.

Gloria Rose F.Feb 5
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Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!

Jay B.Feb 4
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I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.

Jean C.Feb 4
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Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.

ethan v.Feb 3

Came in like ordered, solid mug

Clayton Y.Feb 3
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The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.

Mark C.Feb 3
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Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo

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This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de LafayetteFeb 2

Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.

KC H.Feb 1
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Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.

Eugene H.Feb 1
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My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.

Cheryl Q.Jan 31
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IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....

paul j.Jan 29
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Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.

D D.Jan 29

Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!

Lisa B.Jan 28
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Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.

Bette M.Jan 27
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Review by Patrick M.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.

Patrick M.Jan 27
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This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.

Kathy T.Jan 26
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Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.

Patricia F.Jan 26
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Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!

David I.Jan 25
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