Chookl
A chookl is an offspring of a duck and chicken. Genetic scans revealed that chooklś are also part anime girl (FYI). They descended from cavemen in 67 B.C.E.. The first report of a chookl was found in Antarctica. They like to live hot and dry places, like text messages and hardwood floors. A group of them is called a chocolate. They make a distinct croak that sounds like “blurp!” It is highly aggressive, but if you manage to have it grab your attention, it will probably flirt with you. It’s diet consists of mainly humans. One of it’s favorite snacks is the left pinky of small children, typically around the age of 1-5. They are commonly found in dumplings, cars, and air vents. They are very strong, being able to withstand extreme temperatures, disease and viruses, and even 10000 feet drops! Their blood cells contain a strong shield that traps viruses and coats them with carbon dioxide, killing the virus. When attacking, they slice the ankles of children and swallow them whole. Their jaws can extend to a tiny 1 foot tall. They have canine teeth lining their bills. They have sharps claws that can cut through metal and human flesh. They are usually yellow, but are rarely rainbow tie-dye. They are also venomous. Their venom sack is located near their neck, where they will spit toxic acid that burns most flammable materials. They also have a super ability to change their body temperature to extreme levels to make up for their low oxygen levels.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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