chocks pocks Mug
"A kid afflicted with chicken pox, a contagious viral illness characterized by itchy, red blisters that appear all over the body, who possesses an unyielding and remarkably intense passion for consuming rotisserie chicken, a delicacy known for its succulent and tender meat, seasoned and slow-roasted to perfection, at every conceivable opportunity, demonstrating a culinary predilection so profound and unwavering that it extends to an all-day, every day, virtually round-the-clock eating schedule, reflecting not only a deep-seated appreciation for the flavors and textures of this particular dish but also an unusual, almost obsessive, gastronomic inclination that persists regardless of the common discomforts and appetite disruptions typically associated with the symptoms of chicken pox." Imagine a young boy named Alex, about eight years old. Recently, he has come down with chicken pox. This condition is making him quite miserable, with itchy, red spots covering his body. Despite feeling unwell, Alex has a unique and intense craving for rotisserie chicken. His love for this dish is so strong that, even though he's sick, he insists on eating it for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snacks in between, Alex wants nothing but juicy, perfectly seasoned, slow-roasted rotisserie chicken.
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Customer Reviews
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."