Calv
A Calv is a well-respected member of the YouTube community whose elite education, high social standing and amazing looks often intimidate less privileged community members - or persons in general - and provoke a negative, in some cases extremely hateful response. A Calv is German, arrogant and masterful by nature, but always willing to negotiate between the parties to prevent an argument. There is only one true Calv. Altogether, he is very tolerant and moderate in his attitudes. He is just adorable. Speaking of 'him', he is of course a male, in his late twenties and desired by a vast group of beautiful young ladies from all over the world, especially from the South of Germany. He loves to take his German cars to the autobahn, because he likes it real fast. He's an adventurer and he is nuts on the Indiana Jones movies. His special interest is to humiliate people he's through with. And when he humiliates, he also destroys them in his very own style. He only does that on the internet and when seriously challenged. In the real world he's entirely peaceful and a real chiller, gentleman and idol for the inferior masses. A Calv always rules.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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