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1) Literally magic. Like Gandalf, but a girl. :) An old soul, the kind of person you only meet once in your life. 2) Doesn't crush on everyone, but once she does, she falls HARD. Has a soft spot for guys with names that start with J or N 3)Around 5ft 7, brown hair with strawberry blonde highlights, and green eyes. Has always wanted freckles 4 1/2)loves her family and friends, would Literally journey across Middle Earth to save them. 5)Loves musicals and the arts in general, would like to think she can sing. Can crack a good joke, only when you least expect it. Is low key in love with a baby grand piano. 3)Very peripatetic, and carries a notebook everywhere she goes. "Loves Jesus and her boyfriend too" Has gone beyond building castles in Spain only to find herself building entire worlds and languages in her imagination. J.R.R. Tolkein is most likely her inspiration. Given to random spouts of information and outlets for her addiction to the Victorian Era, mysteries, tea, and writing 7)Has a horrible memory, loves to be right. Like most girls, she's s insecure about her height, looks, and weight. surprisingly strong for a girl, addicted to running 5ks, relay races, and throwing Javelin. 8)Dreams Big, but loves home.. Loves Well, ut knows how to sling a good sarcastic comment, Feels Deeply but doesnt cry a whole bunch 9)Quite eccentric, would be wildly intelligent if she wasn't so habitually stupid

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!

me .Jun 18

I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Indy R.Jun 18
Review by Jansen P.

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.

Jansen P.Jun 17
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i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend

parkzer g.Jun 16

Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊

Tera S.Jun 16
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Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.

Cynthia P.Jun 16
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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!

JzuezJun 15

The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3

Sharen K.Jun 15

this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m.Jun 14

love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D.Jun 12
Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A.Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F.Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w.Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B.Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F.Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C.Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L.Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G.Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W.Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M.Jun 4
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