Brytney Mug
She’s absolutely gorgeous and all the girls are jealous of her good looks. She has long, dark hair and blue eyes that are the color of the Caribbean sea. Brytney is smaller than a lot of the other girls, but makes up for her size with her incredible strength and athleticism. Brytney didn’t grow up spoiled. Every time she was knocked down she got right back up and said, “is that the best you got world!?”. With ninja like skills, she’s able to turn bad experiences and pain into perseverance and wisdom. Brytney can be harsh at times with loved ones but it’s only because she wants to push them to their full potential. She can get a little wild at times and enjoys being the life of the party, however, she also enjoys being a homebody. Brytney is an excellent partner because she’s loyal like a lion. She’s also extremely sweet, supportive, and loving. She won’t admit this to anyone, but she loves a little PDA and a man who is obsessed with her, and will spank her tushy in public! Girls will fall for any attractive douche bag that flashes his long eyelashes at her. NOT Brytney! She gets attention from every man, but doesn’t fall for their gym, tan, laundry BS. She’s attracted to men who look dangerous on the outside, but are as gentle as a koala bear on the inside. Her man is the type of guy you come home to, and find wearing makeup while he’s having a tea party with his girls. she’s a bad ass and if you’re lucky enough to have her in your life you better not let her go.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image