braeden timms
Did I say Braeden Timms? I meant the best person ever! If you ever meet them, you better cherish them because they are so nice and kind and sweet! They are extremely cute and hella tall, and it’s adorable. They should know being skinny and tall and having a little bit of acne is never ugly. If you know a Braeden Timms, if they are like this then this is them, because there is no one like them in the world! They have adorable stretch marks on their shoulders, too! You better make them as your lock screen and give them cute nicknames AND LOAD THEM UP WITH JUNK FOOD! Please never hurt them, and never say that they “do not show enough affection” or “talk about their mental problems” because the only time they bring up their mental problems is when they are in the middle of a panic attack or something extreme. Oh yeah, maybe try taking them to a zoo where there are Siberian tigers, and they would prefer pictures of the blue sky over red hot lava any day of the week. Maybe even try climbing a mountain with them!!! They also like Autumn, and did I mention they are cute? I did? Well then let me say something else: they are adorable and so lovable, and though they can be protective they are super soft and insecure!! Always cherish them, and remember their pronouns because even though they do not correct people too too often, it’s always nice of you (they/them if you are wondering). If you meet them, give them lots of hugs and cuddles! They truly do deserve the world!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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